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The Holiday of Holidays


There are holidays for presidents,
Groundhogs and Lovers.

The calendar honors Halloween,
Fathers and mothers.

Now take out your date book.
Find the section for May;

Mark down a celebration so special
It's awarded a month plus a day!

This holiday is unique -
No feasts, parades or an elf;

For the 7th day of this month
Calls for a gift to oneself.

Some holidays are limited
To a particular nation or state;

But here is one that's followed
By all who masturbate.

Masturbation Day is commemorated
By individual and personal picks -

Toys, videos, a scented candle,
Use imagination to get your kicks.

Spread the word! Tell your friends!
Try e-mail or the phone;

Raise the flag! Independence is declared!
Time to set off fireworks of your own.


Happy Masturbation Day!

I just found out the May is Masturbation Month and I thought that I should share the pretty poem that I found about it... I'd cheer but I don't know how much I'm in the mood to "rah-rah-sis-bam-boom GO MASTURBATION!!! Wahooo!" Riggggghhhhhhttttttt....LoL! So I thought I'd share this tidbit of information...Okay...

Happy...masturbation?

BTW this is the first time I actually blush while posting...good for me!