The Holiday of Holidays
There are holidays for presidents,
Groundhogs and Lovers.
The calendar honors Halloween,
Fathers and mothers.
Now take out your date book.
Find the section for May;
Mark down a celebration so special
It's awarded a month plus a day!
This holiday is unique -
No feasts, parades or an elf;
For the 7th day of this month
Calls for a gift to oneself.
Some holidays are limited
To a particular nation or state;
But here is one that's followed
By all who masturbate.
Masturbation Day is commemorated
By individual and personal picks -
Toys, videos, a scented candle,
Use imagination to get your kicks.
Spread the word! Tell your friends!
Try e-mail or the phone;
Raise the flag! Independence is declared!
Time to set off fireworks of your own.
Happy Masturbation Day!
I just found out the May is Masturbation Month and I thought that I should share the pretty poem that I found about it... I'd cheer but I don't know how much I'm in the mood to "rah-rah-sis-bam-boom GO MASTURBATION!!! Wahooo!" Riggggghhhhhhttttttt....LoL! So I thought I'd share this tidbit of information...Okay...
BTW this is the first time I actually blush while posting...good for me!